Saturday 30 April 2011

Tears..




So what's the big fuss if a boy cries? He too has his feelings, feelings which sometimes find no other route but the eyes. Why is it that when a boy cries in a public place, people stare at him, look at him and think...what is wrong? This GUY is crying.!!! Mohan was facing a similar situation when he was sitting on the window seat of the CST bound train that he had boarded from Kalyan. He never knew when those tears came down from his eyes. He didn't realize that people around him were looking at him with a suspicious look. He looked at the buildings passing by with a heavy heart...Just 15 minutes back, he had bid adieu to the love of his life, his girlfriend, Sunaina.
Their relationship suffered from a serious disease called "Long Distance". Yes, the same old story of long distance relationships. She hailed from Ratnagiri, a beautiful, picturesque town placed between the lush green hilltops in the serene proximity of the Arabian Sea. She had somehow managed to get two days off and had come to meet Mohan. Mohan was working in a multi-national company as a junior manager. Their love blossomed during their MBA days and now they were just inseparable.
"Hey jaanu, i m coming to Mumbai for a day". said Sunaina. He distinctly remembered her words. It was 10th January, a day before yesterday. The day before went so fast, proving the Relativity theory right. These thoughts constantly came to his minds. His eyes didn't move a bit, a desperate attempt by him to bring in some other thoughts were crushed down by the message that he received. It was from Sunaina, " I miss u baby" His eyes again started disgorging....
As Thakurli station passed by he saw flashes of what happened 15 minutes back. They were waiting for the train, on the Kalyan station. Mohan cursed Indian railways as the train came on time. He was holding her hand tightly, never to let her go away from him, not even in his dreams. When the train stopped, he helped her get into the coach, kept her luggage and heaved a sigh of relief. He saw her with the waiting eyes, he knew she was leaving him in few seconds, but couldn't say anything. She saw his anxiety. As he was going to say something to her, he stood up and gave him a tight hug, and planted a kiss on his lips. No, this is not a karan johan climax scene. He opened his eyes only to find the train moving. He had to get down, he had to say goodbye to her.
Mohan: Bye jaanu...
Sunaina: Byeee, plz get down the train has already started baby...
Mohan: I'l keep calling u, don't worry, please take care of yourself, and please drink lots of water, i hope you have taken the bottle...
Sunaina: Dnt worry jaanu, please get down,u also take care...
The train was speeding up. He got down and saw her through the adjacent window.He could distinctly see the tears flowing down his love's beautiful face. They departed with a promise to meet as soon as possible....
"Agla station dombivli......Next station dombivli"
This announcement brought him back to the present world. The train was near the Dombivli station. He got up and started walking, accompanied by the thoughts of his love, the beautiful moments they spent, her smile and of course, some tears!!

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Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and
the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the
lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?



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காதல் கவிதைகள்




நடிப்பு 

என் இதயம் துடிகிறதோ இல்லையோ ,
நன்றாக  நடிக்கிறது :
உன்னை  மறந்து  விட்டேன்  என்று ...


பொக்கிஷம் 

உடைந்து போன வளையல்,
அவள் முகம் துடைத்த கைக்குட்டை,  
மை தீர்ந்த பேனா, 
பஸ்  டிக்கெட் 
அத்தனையும் இருக்கிறது...
அவளை தவிர... 


வாழ்கையை தேடுகிறேன்

வாழ்கையை தேடுகிறேன் 
வந்து பார்த்துவிட்டு போ... 
காதலில் விழுந்த காரணத்தால் 
எதனை காயங்கள், 
எத்தனை இழப்புகள் 
காணாமல் போன என் வாழ்கையை
தயவு செய்து வந்து பார்த்து விட்டு போ... 

ShorT LovE StorY




There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, She would marry her boyfriend.There was So many reason why she wanted to watch this beautiful world and one of the Major reason was she wanted to See his love.

Her boyfriend has given advertisement in various news paper, invested lot of money in finding someone who can donate her Two eyes And One day, Someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see Everything, Yes, Everything Including her Boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her,


“Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was Blind too, and refused to marry him. She was happy to see herself in mirror and she realized that she deserve someone better then this Blind man (Her Lover)


Her boyfriend walked away in Tears, and later wrote a Letter to her saying.


The boy walked away silently and told her softly.
"TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"

That Boy Cried And Left Her Alone as he was knowing that she will never understand the value of his love and even if she returns back then the reason will not be love but a Sympathy..





True Story Of A Girl


Here's a story of a girl who left all alone in her life... (People Say That Its A True Story Of A Girl)

"I was in 9th grade when a guy started loving me like hell. He was actually crazy for me =) Used to gift me flowers, chocolates and many more and I never ever accepted his proposal. He even cut his nerves and wrote my name on his wrist which was actually too daring but still I never ever realized his love for me. I always thought it's just an infatuation. But he never stepped back. In the school parties he used to follow me although his subjects were different but still he used to manage that. The irritating thing he did was he hired a Video maker to shoot only my video in the school party. Which was too much... But when his friends asked him about this he used to say he is crazy for me. Not even him all our teachers as well. And it was still me who was not realizing his love.

Every day he used to follow me from school till my home and this happened for at least 3 years. But one day he didn't come I thought he might be busy with something. And the days passed away I couldn't see him. I thought he is fed up of coming after me. But I started missing him. After 2 months when he didn't come after me I met his friend and asked about him. I came to knew that he is in Hospital, there are only 3 months left for him to live. As he got Brain tumor which was not curable I was stunned =(. I couldn't stop myself and rushed to the hospital where I saw him lying in the bed and only asking for me. And when he saw me there I think he was the happiest person on this world he said that he really loves me and wants to marry me. I knew the truth but I accepted his proposal we couldn't marry but I gave him my love for next 3 months. I gave him all I have physically as well as mentally.

I recall that day when he was in his last stage. He was terribly weak and there were only three words he was saying that he loves me more than anything and will come back in my life soon. He was just praying for one thing that in every Birth he gets me as his love.

He is no more now I lost him on 15th March 04 but I have his love for me... Our baby (which came when we made love in those 3 months) and I have never married anyone. As I don't want to share our love with anyone. It's been a year passed I am living with my baby and with his love. I know he is there with me and will protect me every time."


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

Software Engineer & his wife!!!



Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Friday 29 April 2011

BoyS vs GirlS





When a Girl Cries   ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"




If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to  "Respect Ladies"




If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"




If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"


ComputeR LaB


Karthik: First year was the most hectic year in my engineering academic life. On one side I was about to leave Physics and Chemistry forever and on other side I was about to join the geek world.


Scene:First year computer practical exam.

Venue:Computer Lab

Time:The worst possible time...Around 12 o’clock.




The last day of my first year exams and the biggest mountain is still not conquered - “Computer Practical”. The only thing I learned in last one year is to differentiate between a CPU and a monitor. This is the only true knowledge I have about this subject.

Let me look at the search and sort program again.

Scanf then printf….Oops…printf then scanf… # include iostream.h…#include conio.h…clrscr()

Oh...God...I wish that share folder still exists… I hope the netsend command still works.
God...Help me… main ()…curly brackets open….

Oops !! There he is, the most brilliant student of our class Janeesh K.J , the one who asked doubt to our Mechanical faculty on the first day itself. A tough question “Sir, is it possible to store data on WordStar instead of Access “.

Ghosh!!! What’s WordStar?? What’s Access??I am going to fail.

He looks too cool. Boy…5 more minutes left... C came after B…now we have C++ and VC++…C was discovered/invented (not sure) by Dennis Richie….

I can hear one of the gal asking Janeesh “What’s ANSI C ?”

Oops...I don’t know even that...Probably discovered by Ancy… so C was discovered by both Dennis and Ancy… might behusband - wife.

Here comes the lab assistant.

“Guys get in!!!”

So at last the time has come. Utmost one more supplementary. Huh!!! Karthik …you have been through these situations now and then … bravo...Come on!!!!

I entered the lab with shaking hands...legs…entire body...

Oh that’s my system!!!! It’s still vacant…my shared drives…. Ha ha ha ..great

“Hey…take this system…sit according to your rollnumber” (In came the voice of  lab assistant)

What the…H*%$ is it….?

Hey even this system is far from the faculty’s desk. This is great.

“Now !! turn over the sheet of paper on your desk, you have to complete the task in 3 hours. First write down the algorithm and then start doing the program.”

So...This is it… Come on…let’s see what’s in there….

Write a program to sort N natural numbers in ascending order and then perform search operation.

(PS: Use Bubble sort and binary search).

Nice question the one I have mugged up. Take this Compy – Dompy…

#include iostream.h…#include conio.h..main()….

Its’ over and still plenty of time left. Let me see what others are doing. Oh !! God they all are gone. Was this paper that easy!!

“Karthik are you finished with the work?”

“Yes Mam”

“OK !! show me the output”

“Here it is...” ...Ctrl+F9

“Okay..that looks okay..it could have been better…you should add comments where ever possible…”…bla bla bla..and one more bla….

Oh !!! she is gone….hmmm..she will never get satisfied…anyways..It’s over…

I started going towards the door

“Karthik !!! where r u going? Come over here. You still have VIVA left.”

Huh !!! Not again !!!

“Please sit “

“Thank you “

“Okay !! Tell me..What is a computer”

‘A computer is an electronic device…….tttttrrrrrrrrrrppppppp”..

I am the best..I am the best..I am the best.. Yah I am best

“What r macros?”

‘Sorry’

Did she hear me saying I am the best…

“What r libraries”

‘Pardon’

“What are command line arguments?”

‘Don’t know’

“What are inbuilt functions?”

‘Can u please repeat the question……’

Are these questions from Computer Science!!!! Huh !!!

“Okay one last question…Show me where is the serverin our lab”

Hmmm….Server is something big…yah it’s very big….bigger than CPU and monitor…now I have to find where it is….hmmm…

not that…that’s a switch board…not even that...that’s AC….hmmmm…which one is the server…..Oopps…that’s her again…

“Hey !!! Stop revolving in your chair and tell me..Which is the server?”

Hey that looks like a server….

’There it is’.…(pointing hand towards the UPS, but the faculty thought Karthik was pointing towards the system..kept on the table )

“Good…Why didn’t you tell me earlier if you knew that? Actually no one answered it correctly...Good keep it up”

“Thank you mam..thanks a lot…”

Yahoooo…..last ball..sixer..yipeeee………………….

From then on I never looked back, within hours I became the hero of the class. People started coming to me with their doubts.

I cleared all their doubts. Even that svelte gal came and asked “What’s ANSI C ?”. Till date she thinks Richie and Ancy are husband and wife.

No CaptioN NeedeD













Thursday 28 April 2011

whicH onE iS morE painFulL




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Tuesday 26 April 2011

TipS tO LeaD HaPpY LiFe

Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations).

What is this principle?

10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react.


What does this mean?

We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us.
We cannot stop the car from breaking down.
The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off.
A driver may cut us off in traffic.
We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%.

How?

By your reaction. You cannot control a red light. However, you can control your reaction.
Do not let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let us use an example:

You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened.

What happens next will be determined by how you react.
You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over.

She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows.

You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work.

You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit zone. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye.

After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.

Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day?

A. Did the coffee cause it?
B. Did your daughter cause it?
C. Did the policeman cause it?
D. Did you cause it?

The answer is “D”.

You had no control over what happened with the coffee. How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, “Its ok honey, you just need to be more careful next time”.
Grabbing a towel, you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minute s early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference?

Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different.

Why? Because of how you REACTED.

You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.

If someone says something negative about you, do not be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You do not have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic?
  1. Do you lose your temper?
  2. Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall Off)
  3. Do you curse?
  4. Does your blood pressure skyrocket?
  5. Do you u try to bump them?
WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive. Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it.

You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant?

She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.

Why are you stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it.

The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.

The result?

Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache.

We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.

It CAN change your life!

The Game oF Hearts

மதிய நேரம் வகுப்பறையில் ...
"MATHS CLASS" நடந்து கொண்டிருக்கிறது
சுவரில் இருக்கும் கரும்பலகையில்
ஆசிரியரின் சாக்பீஸ் கணக்கை எழுதி செல்கிறது
கரும் பலகையிலிருந்து பனிமலை போல
சுனாம்புத் துகள்கள் உதிர்கின்றன
மதிய சூரியனின் ஒளி..
உன் வரிசை இருக்கையில் கீற்றாக விழுகிறது
எழுதி செல்லும் என் கைகளின் வழியே
என் இருக்கைக்கு இணையான வரிசையில் இருக்கும்
உன்னை பார்கிறேன்..

குனிவதும் கரும்பலகை நோக்கி நிமிர்வதுமாக
தீவிரமாக எழுதுகிறாய்
குனியும்பொது முன் விழும் கூந்தல் இலைகள்
தன்பங்குக்கு காற்றில் எதோ எழுத்துகின்றன
காதோரம் என் பார்வை உறுத்த திரும்புகிறாய்
குனிந்துகொள்கிறேன்
மர இருகையின்மேல் பேனாவால்
கிறுக்க துவங்குகிறேன்
எழுதாமல் விட்ட வரியை
அசிரியரின் Duster அழித்துச் செல்கிறது
பார்த்து எழுத
நண்பனின் நோட்டை நோக்கி திரும்புகிறேன்எழுதி செல்லும் கைகளின் நடுவே
பக்கவாட்டில் உன் முகம்
என்னை பார்த்து குனிகிறது

பரீச்சை எழுதும் போதெல்லாம்
என் இருக்கைக்கு முன் வரிசையில் உன் இருக்கை
நீ விடை தெரியாமல் விளிப்பதை பார்த்து
எனக்கு தெரிந்த விடையும் மறந்தது


.லேபுக்கு போகும் சிறிய பாதையில்
இருவரும் பார்த்துக்கொண்டோம்
இரண்டு இமைகள் நிமிரும்போதெல்லாம்
இரண்டு இமைகள் கவிழ்கின்றன...

இருவரும் சில வார்த்தைகள் கூட பேசியதில்லை
முகம் பார்த்து புன்னகைததில்லை
ஒருவருக்கொருவர் பார்கையில்
குனிவதை தவிர வேறு எதுவும்
இருந்ததே இல்லை எப்போதும்

கல்லூரி புகைப்படங்களை பார்கையில்
எல்லோர் முகங்களின் மீதும் நகர்ந்து
உன் முகத்தில் தேங்குகிறது என் பார்வை

நெடும் பயன்களில் ,பொது இடங்களில்
எதிர் வர கூடுமென
இப்போதும் உன் சாயலை தேடுகின்றேன்

காலியான வகுப்பறை முழுக்க
இருக்கையில் பேனாவால் கிறுக்கப்படும்
மென் கதைகளை
வகுப்பறைக்குள் ரகசியமாய் வந்து
வாசித்து சிரிக்கிறது சூரியன்
இப்போதும்........